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Reblogged from memecollection
Actually that would be sexual selection.

Actually that would be sexual selection.

(via live-longer-laugh-louder)






My go-to mood booster.

My go-to mood booster.






  • Coworker: Do you believe in evolution?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Coworker: Then you're a monkey!
  • Me: Ape.
  • Coworker: Hm? No monkey! Monkey see monkey do.
  • Me: Apes don't have tails. Monkeys do. We're apes.
  • Coworker: Ok so you're an ape!
  • Me: Yes I am.




Magna Arbor Vitae Deku (translated “The Great Deku Tree of Life”) by Jude Buffum

Magna Arbor Vitae Deku (translated “The Great Deku Tree of Life”) by Jude Buffum






I do this all the time. Not exactly, but not too far off! Today I was driving to work and thought: My primate ancestors would be so depressed/impressed with me. I’m driving to work like I will for the rest of my life in a complex machine humans made. Making money to buy pre-gathered food. And I don’t have to worry about lions eating me.

I do this all the time. Not exactly, but not too far off! Today I was driving to work and thought: My primate ancestors would be so depressed/impressed with me. I’m driving to work like I will for the rest of my life in a complex machine humans made. Making money to buy pre-gathered food. And I don’t have to worry about lions eating me.