Type of Girl
gas-station-disco: b3i-positive: I’m the type of girl who one day can have full out make up and cute clothes on but then the rest of my days get away with wearing sweats and t-shirts and still manage to somehow look decent.. I’m also the type of girl that can look like I’m innocent and listen to everyday pop music but my ipod’s actually full of screamo music as well as every other genre (but...
Last day of work then moving back to college tomorrow. Then it’s only working every other weekend! (for that job at least)
itseasytoremember: pelicaneggs: my dad just ran out of the bedroom in his underwear being chased by my mom who was holding a giant foam sword this it what marriage should be like
Holy shit, so President Barack Obama just did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. Afterward he said: “I need to get going so I’m back in DC in time for dinner. But I want to thank everybody at reddit for participating - this is an example of how technology and the internet can empower the sorts of conversations that strengthen our democracy over the long run. AND REMEMBER TO VOTE IN...
I was at Target today with my nephews and sister. We’re at the clearance school stuff section looking at backpacks and lunchboxes. In the isle a mom is shopping with her young boy, maybe 3 and a half years old. The little boy is carrying a pink Dora the Explorer lunchbox. She points to the boy ones. “Look.” She says. “There’s a spaceship one too.” “I...
A Scattered Dream: Can someone please explain to... →
midnightxdreams: a-manderpants: (Rants. Questions. And a shout out to DG&TPT. Story as follows) Read More Relatable. An old “best” friend (not really, we drifted) wouldn’t insult her directly to my face but would make it blatantly obvious he didn’t like her. And blamed her, saying that she was why we… Yea, I’m sure its a common issue when with a new SO, but to my face,...
Can someone please explain to me...
(Rants. Questions. And a shout out to DG&TPT. Story as follows) [[MORE]] Wtf a person is thinking when they bluntly bad-mouth your significant other? TO YOUR FACE LIKE ITS NOTHING!? The first time it happened a “mutual” friend/acquaintance talked to me why he was disappointed in Ryan as a friend and went on and on about why he wasn’t talking to Ryan anymore. (in reality...
Coworker: Do you believe in evolution?
Coworker: Then you're a monkey!
Coworker: Hm? No monkey! Monkey see monkey do.
Me: Apes don't have tails. Monkeys do. We're apes.
Coworker: Ok so you're an ape!
Me: Yes I am.
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
So I’ve been online for a while and was reading a website that reviews dog food on a 1-6 scale. Iams and Eukenuba and other common pet foods are rated poorly. I just stopped and wondered wtf I was doing. I don’t even have a dog. It was like TV Tropes or Wikipedia. One thing leads to another and it just happens.
filthytricksyhobbitses: guys perfume that smells like books
amerson89: tiedtothisfuckingcouch: Recess Opening Scene remake // ALL THE AWARDS! Perfection
amerson89: Want: s’mores Can’t have: s’mores Same.
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
Plot twist: Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
Bigger plot twist: Monopoly game is over.
Even bigger plot twist: Everyone agrees on who won.
Plot twist to end all plot twists: People actually know how to play Monopoly.